Annoying Questions & Comments About Being Vegan

1. Where do you get your protein from?
2. Why are you vegan?
3. Don’t you miss cheese?
4. Don’t you miss bacon?
5. Are you a strict vegan?
6. But what about [x food]?
7. But what would you do if [insert ludicrous hypothetical situation}
8. But what about [insert something they’re trying to ‘catch you out on’ here]
9. So you can’t eat chocolate?
10. So you can’t eat cake?

Then the inevitable comments…

1. My [friend/friend of a friend] went vegan and was really unhealthy/got fat/got skinny/blah blah
2. People saying ‘vegan’ as ‘vay-gun’
3. Eating out must be really tricky
4. I suppose it must be really hard making sure you have a balanced edit
5. Some inane comment about how veggie sausages and the like show I really want to eat meat really
6. I couldn’t go vegan – I’d miss [x thing] too much.
7. [Some pathetic comment about ‘rabbit food’]